So, I'm already getting to be quite a fan of Audacity - its noise reduction isn't bad, but I'd love some more options. The thing that I immediately like, though is that it has very simple multitrack audio layering, and I also really like the way it draws waveforms. Expect a new mix of Picnic on Mars sometime soon, now that I can line up the live segments in something other than a nonlinear video editing program, which isn't quite designed for detailed waveform comparisons.

I've created (and am using for this entry) a new category, and accompanying image. It's colorful.

Today is definitely shaping up to be a "wander aimlessly around the house in my underwear" kind of day. The weather's perfect for it, my mental state is perfect for it, even the house's cleanliness is perfect for it. There aren't any piles of anything lying around screaming HEY LAZY ASS, FIX ME. I can just cruise around. If I liked drugs this'd be a hell of a day to get all hopped up or amped up or whatever the current buzzphrase for "high" is.

Oh, and as it turned out, the woman in the audience was going into labor, and Gary needlessly kept her in the security booth for several hours. I suppose the misunderstanding wasn't as comical as was initially advertised.

Tomorrow: Gary is served papers for today's comic misunderstanding, and one of the cue card guys proposes!

In case anyone is interested, I am making up fictional teasers as if this blog is a talk show, and inventing a fictional crew that doesn't even make sense for this medium. Gary does not exist. No pregnant women were harmed in the making of this entry. I just have to entertain myself sometimes, and I'm trying to get my brain used to writing again.

Because, you know, one day it might be nice to have half the output of the wordamatronic autostentrola Greg.

And now, for another something unrelated:

Finn, I think the government needs your help.

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[SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS]