Hey. It's Leslie's birthday. I have a whole mushy post typed up, though I'd like to polish it a bit more. Additionally, for diplomatic reasons with her friend and future roommate, and because my birthday plan did not come together as smoothly as it could have and I thought an extra day would prove helpful, I won't see her til tomorrow. So, then, it's fitting that the post will come tomorrow. But, even though she won't see it, I wanted a marker on the actual day. Forces conspired to move things to tomorrow, but I can't resist a good date commemoration.

Yeah, that's the ticket. And the time to polish the post and birthday plan is just a coinkidink. Nothing to see here. Hey, those appear to be the droids you're looking for over there.

you have no earthly idea how hard it is to find shamrock wrapping paper in december

[mildred and patty hill can suck it II: the reckoning]