The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. But, from secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons, the valiant Autobots prepare to retake their homeland.

I've literally been waiting about 6 years to do that.

theempire.homeftp.net is fixed. it still has the corrolary antelope.homeftp.net, but both point to the same place for now.

the batphone network is nearing completion, silly though it may be. Also, not red and glowing, or encased in glass. But I did a kickass bat logo for it! IT'S GOT SEVERAL SHADES OF GREY!

Oh, and here's that "comedy" sketch I mentioned a couple posts back. I needed to write something. It's kinda funny, I guess. I think the next act will be a sketch involving an Adult version of Moviephone.

[this was more important than playing the theme to 2001]