This is what appears in your bill when you move across the country.
UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention that I look like an idiot for not checking my roaming plan before moving. I should have noted - none of this roaming actually cost me anything, as I have free country-wide roaming. Each of these rows has a charge of 0.00. I didn't get screwed by the phone company, I just found this a fascinating way to document my journey. I can easily see how it would seem like I'm crying because I got dinged for a lot of roaming fees, though, so I'm amending this. Not the case, I just liked how it did an unconventional job of drawing the little dotted red line marking my trip across the country.
In other, vertigo-inducingly-unrelated news, I registered the domain laserbaytwo.com, for almost no apparent reason.
Also, it appears I just now remembered I have a blog. Hi! Won't you come over for tea?
[Is this your homework, Larry?]